HurrySpecial on February 14, 2026 1:05 am OP is a communist? Communism fell because they didn’t have a free market and the slave labor couldn’t keep up
Ill-Constant-1981 on February 14, 2026 1:05 am Spock sacrificed himself for the market because line go up is the only logic left
Charmingbabee2 on February 14, 2026 1:22 am Tragic, yes, but have you considered the number went up. Wall Street said priorities first.
theChosenBinky on February 14, 2026 1:37 am The needs of the investors outweigh the needs of the employees
Radiant_Starly on February 14, 2026 1:59 am the splice of star trek drama with stock market commentary is so unhinged but it works 😭 “the needs of the investors” has officially replaced “the needs of the many” in the 2020s rewrite. late stage capitalism but make it sci fi.
moderngamer327 on February 14, 2026 2:03 am The DOW going up is in general good but yes we don’t want to make it go up by ignoring everything else
uwu_cumblaster_69 on February 14, 2026 2:19 am I was a lad when I first saw this, onion cutting ninjas hit me.
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OP is a communist? Communism fell because they didn’t have a free market and the slave labor couldn’t keep up
Spock sacrificed himself for the market because line go up is the only logic left
Slow clap
Tragic, yes, but have you considered the number went up. Wall Street said priorities first.
Peak late stage capitalism meme fr
The needs of the investors outweigh the needs of the employees
It’s actually fallen back below that for the week by the way
the splice of star trek drama with stock market commentary is so unhinged but it works 😭
“the needs of the investors” has officially replaced “the needs of the many” in the 2020s rewrite. late stage capitalism but make it sci fi.
The DOW going up is in general good but yes we don’t want to make it go up by ignoring everything else
PAAAAAAAM!
10/10, no notes.
this meme is basically every earnings call ever
I was a lad when I first saw this, onion cutting ninjas hit me.